Friday 3 June 2016

My Job Hunt Palava 1

Job Hunt Palava 1
It was a few weeks after my exams and we were on break, and awon boys were broke so we decided to look for a job to boost our financial stance so that we could have shedda’s to flex awon gal’s.
Being the smart person that i was i had started thinking about how to get a job before others. Luckily for me i saw a poster stating vacancy for workers at the airport, immediately i saw it i was thrilled (i was like .......oh mhen) so i quickly saved the contact no on my phone. All through that weekend i was just feeling fly and i didn’t burst the bubble to anyone, not even my real G. I called the number and a guy spoke to me (u need to see the way i was forming with my borrowed accent) and our conversation went like this:
Me: Good afternoon, please am i on to Mr W*****?
Mr W******: Yes! How may i help you?
Me: Please i want to make an enquiry about a vacancy advert i saw. I need to know the kind of job and the  job description.
Mr W******: Do you need a job !!? (mhen he was stern at this point)
Me: (at this point i was careful cos i didn’t want my golden chance to slip away......u know it’s not easy to work in an airport, especially an Int’l airport) i’m sorry sir, yes i need a job. I just wanted to know what the job was all about.
Mr W******: It’s alright, find your way down to the airport on Monday and call me when you are on your way.
Me: Thank you Sir. (you need to see the way i was grinning like a cheshire cat)
And that was it, i quickly took my brogues to the aboki close to the house for shining with proper warning that he should make the shoe shine like a diamond. Then i starched my shirt so hard that you would wonder if there was an ongoing starch bonanza at the market. My trouser was already ironed so, i was good to go.
I didn’t give offering at church on Sunday, i had decided that i was going to pay God back in 10 folds as soon as i got my first salary from my airport work. (i know i broke God’s heart but i needed transport na). Monday morning finally came and i woke a little bit late, i was quite angry with my friends for not waking me up, then i remembered that i had not told them i was going for an interview or rather a job hunt. After dressing up, i prayed to God telling him how sorry i was for not paying my offering  the other day at church and, how i had plans to surprise Him if He could just make me get the job at the airport (maybe i was finally going to get an opportunity to travel to 'the abroad', if i behaved myself well at the airport work). I used the anointed handkerchief i got at the redemption camp to rub my body and my face (so that Mr W***** would like me upon seeing me and wouldn’t ask me too many questions). I lied to my friends that we had an outreach program at church and they believed it line,hook and sinker.
That was how my journey began......!